First, we have Dan Hudson, lazy fatass extraoridinaire. Not by any means a bad guy, Dan is just opposed to moving around on principal. After all, if you're already somewhere, isn't going somewhere else just extra work?
Though quite dapper when necessary (see above), this mentality extends to a refusal to clean up after himself and, most of the time, to even put on pants.
Traits: Loner, couch potato, hates the outdoors, slob, inappropriate.
Lifetime wish: One man band - master every instrument skill. No small feat for someone who'd probably prefer not to move his arms around so much.
The wild Dan in its natural state.
Next we have Andrew Dobson. He hates art, so... he's a cartoonist? Dramatic as he is neurotic, the only thing that scares him more than failure is success. A mean-spirited shell of a man, you'd be hard pressed to find a bigger loser.
Lifetime wish: Visionary - master the painting and photography skills. He won't be doing this, however - improving is for lesser artists, Dobson is a cartoonist.
Mom, I'm a CARTOONIST, not a PAINER
Next is Kate Beaton, the artist behind Hark, a Vagrant, as a kind of anti-Dobson. Hopefully including her isn't creepy, I can't see why it would be any creepier than including Dobson but whatever. Thoughtful and introspective, a lover of history, and caring towards all living things, Kate more than anything just wants to art.
Traits: Artistic (duh), good, friendly, easily impressed, loves the outdoors.
Lifetime wish: Illustrious author - master the painting and writing skills.
I couldn't come up with any captions?
Stig doesn't really "do" formal wear.
And finally, we have Stig Haugen. This insane viking hails all the way from Norway, where he was head of a roving band of super cool metal as fuck bros (he's cooler than he looks). Unusually hot-headed for a total bro, his bad luck has left him a bit of a daredevil, disillusioned with the veil of modern society. He's like, seen past it all, bro. A sentence that has virtuoso in it.
Lifetime wish: Rock star - reach level 10 of the musician career track. Passion for the craft alone is all well and good, but he's going to need to be mad popular to get his message out to all the fken White Souls.
Alright, that's the cast, now how about the house?
The exterior. Uh, charming.
The main floor. A bit sparse, and terribly ugly, but not so bad, I suppose.
I made it so large because otherwise their pathing will constantly screw up and two of them will get stuck trying to reach the fridge at the same time until one starves to death or something. Just pretend they exist in the same universe as Max Payne 1 and it'll all make sense.
Ok, maybe these parts don't quite make sense. Whatever, let's take a look at the second floor.
Uhh... wait, what's that floor made of? Is that...
Is that corrugated metal?
Yes, yes it is. Maybe we should look at the lot description, I'm starting to wonder why this place was so cheap.
Well, I guess we already own the place. Gonna have to live with it. I'm sure it won't matter.
The bedrooms. I'm surprised they aren't bunk beds. Surely a halfway house this large for only two people is a waste of taxpayer money?
And the warden's room. Ok, now THIS is a waste. I'm pretty sure this is nicer than the entire main floor.
That's it for this update! Tune in next time I decide to be sufficiently autistic to see our sims actually start doing things! Or maybe they'll all just sit around watching TV forever, who can say.
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