Stig, of course, already knows what he wants to do in life, and immediately rolls this want. We'll get right on that.
Dobson, meanwhile, considers himself a fatter, less fashionable Arsène Lupin. Ooh, it will be just like my
Dan, in contrast, imagines himself to be a fatter Sherlock Holmes. I can't wait to see what kind of wacky cat and mouse hijinks these two get up to!
Being crowded outside with.. the 3 people he lives with is getting to Dan though. If this is already too much, he might have trouble dealing with a crime scene.
Our intrepid heroes all slowly shamble inside.
And Dobson immediately makes a beeline for the fridge!
And immediately sets to work on an autumn salad? Eh, food's food I guess.
Stig and Kate, meanwhile, check out the rather.. unique, second floor.
Stig is pleased by this bed.
Kate, on the other hand, is actually fucking ecstatic.
Everyone has this moodlet whenever they move into a furnished house, even if it's furnished with semen-stained cots and creepy rabbit paintings.
Dan decides which instrument he wants to learn first, and as a man of distinction and class, it's the most versatile instrument of all - the piano.
Then our resident man of class makes this face while thinking about food.
Before deciding he'd rather read instead. Our fat guys aren't exactly acting their weight.
Stig rolls this want. Obviously it will be very important for the coming revolution, bro.
Despite Dobson's salad sitting there, Kate decides to do some cooking of her own.
Despite being the thinnest housemate, I suppose Kate decided she needed something a bit more, hmm, college, perhaps. Still, the house started with very little money, and they're spending it about as fast as they can. Someone's going to have to get a job, or they run the risk of having the rabbit painting repo'd, and that would just be awful!
He decides to try looking out of the windows upstairs, but starts to cry when he realizes he's not 8 feet tall.
He then freaks out about beds. I think.
Dan, despite being painfully hungry, continues reading, when suddenly-
He starts flailing his arms and shouting to nobody in particular about how hungry he is, but makes no effort to actually do anything about it!
God I really had no idea the sims was this realistic. Although I'm actually more interested in that exchange between Stig and Dobson in the background, let's see what the deal is with that.
This doesn't really help me figure out the fabled "deal", but it does look like Stig has an idea.
A very bad, no good, rotten idea. What is he thinking?
Dobson decides to "talk about conspiracies" with Stig. Stig, meanwhile, considers the merits of metal doors that can be locked from the outside.
It's like the entire world is out to get me, you know?
I hear ya man, it's the fken Illuminatis, always tryin to keep a bro down.
It turns out Stig is a firm believer in pretty much every conspiracy theory ever, and their relationship improves. But then-
Hold up, you believe that kiddy nonsense for baby children? The fuck you just say, bro? |
| Whoa, chill out, I- I'm calling 911! |
That.. didn't go very well. Oh well!
While this was going on, Dan finally found himself some food. But in another totally shocking twist, he's opted for Dobsons autumn salad. Kate, meanwhile...
Uh, Kate?
Kate.. contemplates her subject.
Once they're finished eating, Kate and Dan head up to bed, each opting for one of the humble prison-beds. Shortly after, Dobson claims the master bedroom.
Stig, meanwhile, is in a foul mood, still shaken up about being called a baby child. He decides to let off some steam by browsing the internet.
Although some might say he gets a bit too into it.
Others might even say he's addicted
Finally, as 2 AM rolls around he stops.. and sits there, staring at the blank monitor for 15 minutes. Maybe he no longer knows what to do with his life. Perhaps he's forgotten that he has a physical body at all?
Regardless, he eventually remembers how to move, and curls up on the couch.
And that's the end of day 1. Things will probably move a bit faster from here as I focus less on the minutiae, but for now that's it!
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