Sims 3 Ultimate Funtime House: Dobson has a bad day

As Dobson finally abandons the computer, Stig wakes up, still in his swim trunks. It's 1 AM go back to bed you're going to make me take way too many screenshots

It seems Dobson only quit browsing the internet in order to dig into some leftover hell-waffles... hey, wait a minute

Ohnohe'schokingwhatifhediesohgod!

No, he's ok folks, although the experience has left him rattled and he sobs his way up to bed.

Stig joins the flies for a meal.

Gross.

Stig does the dishes before settling in to play "extreme" videogames until morning. I guess normal videogames are too boring for him.

After a little while Dan alerts me to the fact that he's awake by making some very alarmed noises.

uhh

"Why is nobody putting food in my face??? It goes right here!"

After a while his hunger overcomes his laziness, and he too grabs a plate of spoiled waffles of horrifying quality.

Then he, uh, cleans up after himself, before hopping into a shower. Let's check on those X-TREME videogames.

Uhuh. I guess Skate is kind of extreme.

At some point Kate wakes up and also grabs a plate of leftover waffles.

Unfortunately, her stomach isn't as strong as the boys'.

So she grabs another plate! How many waffles did Dobson make?

Predictably, the exact same thing as last time happens. She repeats the process a third time, before finally giving up and making her own. Note, she didn't actually figure out the pattern - she just ran out of plates to try.

While Kate is cooking, I hear panicked noises coming from the bathroom

If you can't tell, this is Stig breaking the toilet and then flying into a rage because of it. And all while that stupid poster laughs at him.

He tries to make up for it by launching into another frenzied fit of cleaning. He doesn't have the neat trait, I swear I have no idea what his deal is. Afterwards, he decides to tell Dan to go make the beds, and for some reason Dan complies. It is a mystery.

Yaaay!

What.

She dropped her plate of waffles on the floor to complain about how hungry she is. I think Kate might be just a little stupid.

She then wanders off to the toilet while thinking about writing.

Floor waffles! Yay!

As Stig snags her waffles, Kate discovers that he broke the toilet.

And promptly decides she doesn't give a shit.

They eat breakfast together, then Stig does his best to hide his shame.

Aww

They're bonding!

Stig asks about Kate's day, and she responds by bragging about her cooking

But it's clear he's not getting it.

Since they're sharing, Stig thinks now is a good time to complain about the toilet, while Kate awkwardly pleads to some unseen God for assistance, before wandering off to continue reading.

Suddenly, I hear more panicked noises.

Seems Dan's broken the computer.

But Dan, ever chipper, merely gets up and turns his attention towards the remains of Stig and Kate's waffles

Hey, I was gonna eat that!

Uhh, Dobson?

Dobson what the fuck are you doing?

Shh, I'm sneaking

Yes, well, I can see that. Actually, I'm pretty sure he snuck all the way from his bed, as I didn't notice he was awake until I saw him downstairs. The big guy is surprisingly light on his feet.

"Hold up Bro, is someone killing a guitar?"

"Holy shit it's Dobson! Fuck!"

Dick.

What the fuck was that for, Bro?

What was what for? You're crazy!

C- crazy?

"You know what's crazy, Bro? You know what's FUCKING crazy? All these goddamn dirty dishes"

"Your mom is dirty dishes, asshole!"

"At least my mom's not a fat, fedora wearing FREAK!"

What did you just say? Do you know who I am?!

Silence

Dead silence

And the fight is underway! Stig coming out strong with a tackle that sends both combatants to the ground

And he has Dobson in a headlock! Can the larger fighter break free?

As he spins Dobson round and round, things aren't looking so good for ol' Dobby boy.

Suddenly he manages to break free!

And the crowd goes wild! Could this be the turning point Dobson so desparately needs?

After a brief struggle Stig is shoved to the ground, and Dobson throws himself into the air for the bodyslam. This fight could be over, ladies and gentlemen!

But wait, what's this?

It seems Stig deftly rolled out of the way at the last minute, causing Dobson to land heavily upon his gigantic ass! This fight IS over, and Stig is the victor!

The crowd cheers their new champion!

Well, that was quite a thing.

A minute later, Stig is talking to himself, Kate is reading, Dobson is staring out the window, and Dan is doing nothing in particular. Everything is back to normal, though Stig and Dobson are now sworn enemies who still have to share a house.

Here is Dobson breaking the shower

Here is Dobson overcome with self-loathing over breaking the shower.

Here is Dobson suppressing his shame with food

Dan is REALLY into that cat painting.

You really don't have to do that Kate, none of this is your fault

Once again, Dan goes to bed to avoid having to help out, this time at 4 PM.

Once again, Kate insists on extolling the virtues of whatever the hell she's reading to anyone who will listen. Stig doesn't care, however - he'd rather talk about art.

"Paintbrush?"

"Canvas!"

"I'm fken Da Vinci, bro, I'm him reincarnated. I was totally wasted when I made the Mona Lisa"

"..Yes, paintbrush."

Suddenly Stig freaks out about money, and Kate insists it'll all be ok.

It's sweet, but unless someone gets a job VERY soon, it's not actually true. They only have around $30, enough for 2-3 days of food, and unpaid bills to boot. I'd assume Kate knows all this and is just trying to reassure him, but, well

Yeah.

The conversation moves downstairs, and as Dobson walks by he develops this wish. Did he learn nothing last time?

Uh, Dobson, that doesn't work if she can see you.

She's looking right at you, dude.

I'm pretty sure she's just pretending so he'll go away.

And they immediately resume chatting.

Although I didn't get a screenshot, later Stig also decides he wants to go to the pool, so I have him group up with Kate, who you might remember also wanted to go swimming. She, of course, agrees. By the way, Stig seems super pissed at Woody Allen: Cab Driver for some reason.